Art comes in many forms, but one thing that we are sure of is that art is an extension of our self, expressing our ideas, feelings, intuitions, and wishes. It is the expression of feelings that cannot be expressed in words alone. Since words alone are insufficient, we must discover another means of communicating our intentions. Art is excellent for the soul in the same way that art jokes are good for the heart.
Throughout history, artists have been regarded in high esteem due to the belief that all great art was created by individuals who possessed exceptional ability and skill. Artists have a keen sense of aesthetics and can see the beauty in even the most depressing of subjects or situations. Their Midas touch can convert even the most ordinary thoughts into something spectacular.
Dumb Art Jokes
Check out this list of some of the dumb and funniest jokes about art! This list will not disappoint, and it will also expand your knowledge of art history with witty paint jokes about some of the greatest painters of all time.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn’t have an ear for music.
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I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts.
Now I’m doing just fine.
How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.
What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
How do you get an arts major off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer?
I’ve developed my own style of martial arts that involves defenestration.
I call it Yeet Kune Do.
What sound does a dog that’s really into art make?
He doesn’t bark. He bauhaus.
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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
What’s the difference between a pizza and an art degree?
A pizza doesn’t deliver an art degree.
Where is the best place to go if you want to watch people with art degrees while they’re working?
What did the bully use when he experimented with the dark arts?
A Wedgie Board.
What does the art thief say?
Give me all your monet.
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What martial art does Homer Simpson practice?
Jeet Kune D’oh!
Art Jokes One Liners
Puns and jokes, like artists, are a kind of literary wit that comes within the umbrella of the creative endeavour of art. Enjoy our compilation of art jokes one liners.
If art became imprisoned we’d have to Freda art.
The artist gets around quite easel-y.
There paint no mountain high enough!
When you meet someone, you don’t want to get off to a bad art!
It’s just another clay in the life!
I failed my art exam using the wrong pencil…I guess it wasn’t 2b.
Don’t get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
When the two artists had an argument, they decided to call it a draw.
The artist was the best.
She could always draw a crowd.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Art Jokes for Adults
Art jokes on this list are fantastic. It’s also not difficult to remember so you can use them anytime you want. Don’t forget to share with friends.
Why are most artists struggling with finances?
Because they have no Monet.
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What did the artist feel like when he first visited the Louvre museum?
It was Louvre at first sight.
When should you fix a painting?
When it is Baroque.
What is Salvador Dali’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal.
What is the name of a famous barnyard painter?
What should you do if you find art imprisoned?
You have to Freda art.
Which famous painting is always sad?
The Moaning Lisa.
Why could Frank Gore not get into his driveway?
Because someone had painted an endzone on it.
What did the frustrated painter say to his wall?
I’ll plaster you if you crack anymore!
In what state is a painter’s house usually in?
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What do pirates do in their free time?
They make Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Why does everyone usually paint Easter eggs?
Because it is much easier than wallpapering them.
Art Jokes for Students
Some people believe that art is a joke. A pretty contentious subject, to say the least. But, let us now go there. Let’s just have a good giggle for now with these art jokes for students.
What’s the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?
A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.
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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
How do you make an art student’s car go faster?
Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!
What do you say to an art student with a job?
“Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese”
How did the art student make a million dollar work of art?
He started with 2 million.
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What’s the difference between an art student and a park bench?
A bench can support a family.
What’s the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Art Jokes for Kids
Kids are the best artists! Creativity helps kids develop their ability to make sense of the world and freely express their thoughts, ideas, and emotions. These art jokes will help you ease things up when they experience difficulty along the way.
How do you inspire an artist?
What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Did you hear about the artist that always took things too far?
She didn’t know where to draw the line.
Which animals are famous painters?
Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
Why did the paintbrush see a doctor?
It had a stroke!
What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?
Don’t use that tone with me.
What’s green and smells like blue paint?
Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
Because he’d been framed!
Art Jokes for Teachers
Being an art teacher is a demanding and tiring job. So, you’ll need to take a breather and relax. We are sure that it is ok to have fun from time to time. So, enjoy our jokes and share with friends.
My art teacher said my self portrait looked horrible.
However she did say it was extremely realistic and lifelike.
Did you hear about the boy who had a fight with his art teacher?
He drew blood.
Why are you staring at an empty piece of paper?
I’m drawing a blank.
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I asked my art teacher how to draw people.
He suggested I work on my personality.
That’s the last time my art teacher ever asked me.
to draw blood.
My son’s teacher says he is artistic a lot.
And he doesn’t even teach him art!
What’s black and white and can’t turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin in her throat.
Modern Art Jokes
Modern art may be defined as any doodle of any type. Don’t get me wrong; we’re not being sarcastic in this situation. We’re simply here to let you know that we value artistic expression in all its forms.
I got kicked out of the modern art exhibit I was working at.
Apparently the correct term is “crime scene.”
Women are like modern art…
They’re hard to figure out, and we’re not really sure if they even have a purpose
We should start calling new jokes as modern jokes
Like modern art if no one is getting it then it is a hit.
Art One Liners
Of course, we also have art one liners. Use this as caption to your social media posts and don’t forget to have a giggle!
I’m with you on the ‘storage problem’ business, that’s for sure.
When tillage begins, the other arts follow
I think Ad Reinhardt said “Sculpture is what you back into when you are looking at a painting.”
art is everything made with anything in mind
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
To draw you must close your eyes and sing.
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
In any art you’re allowed to steal anything if you can make it better.
In the mind of every artist there is a masterpiece.
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
I think being different, going against the grain of society is the greatest thing in the world.
To be an artist, you need to exist in a world of silence.
The best reason to paint is that there is no reason to paint.
Art History Jokes
Art provides insight on the way people lived in the past. Looking at the symbolism, colours, and materials of a piece of art may provide us with information about the society that created it. It will be a long day if dive to it deeper so these art history jokes will be handy.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what would you call his autobiography?
The Starry of My Life.
What was the artist’s favorite swimming stroke?
Did you hear about the really great artist?
They say he could really draw a crowd.
What did blue say to orange?
I never say no to a complement.
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Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist?
Why didn’t the artist replace his kitchen sink?
Because he said that if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it.
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How many artists do you need to change a single light bulb?
Ten. One artist changes it, and the others tell him how great it looks.
I told the artist that his painting was completely terrible.
But I’m not sure if he got the picture.
Why did the girl want to date an artist?
She heard that they do it with longer strokes.
How did one artist say hello to another artist?
Art History Puns
We hope this list of funny art puns give you a few chuckles as well as some good ones to share with your pals. Art doesn’t have to be snobby. Have some fun with it!
Why did the artist go to the bathroom?
When ya gotta Van Gogh, ya gotta Van Gogh
The artist was great.
He could always draw a crowd.
The artist’s favorite swimming technique was the brushstroke.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible.
I think he got the picture.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
You need Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!
I know everyone loves art but I’m really drawn to it!
2B or not 2B that is the pencil.
Still looking for more art related puns? These museum puns will leave you asking for more. Take a look at what we have put together just for you.
I just went to the Air & Space museum.
Man do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room.
The art museum didn’t like the box of Tampax I submitted.
especially after I told them it was a period piece.
I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC…
There was a lot more stuff in there than I’d expected.
Two art thieves were going about their business at an art museum.
One said to the other, “Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh.”
Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas.
It must have been a period piece.
I almost accepted a job as a museum historian.
but then I realized there’s no future in it.
The great thing about the Alzheimer’s museum is…
No matter how many times you go, it always seems new.
The Scrabble museum was robbed last night.
the curators are at a loss for words.
While many people may argue that making jokes about art is inappropriate, we think otherwise. Jokes, puns, and one-liners are all forms of art in their own right. In reality, artists find art puns and jokes to be amusing and even entertaining. Our lives are made more enjoyable by jokes. Life is more vibrant when we are joyful, exactly like artists do.
Art jokes for kids and paint jokes are also a terrific opportunity to introduce children to some of the world’s most renowned painters, who have made significant contributions to the world of art. Not only will it make them laugh out loud, but it will also aid in the retention of the information about art history, resulting in their being much wiser.
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