Best TV Jokes

70 Best TV Jokes (Funny, Favorites, Famous, Memorable and Etc.)

What is your all-time favorite TV show? Let me guess, is that Tom and Jerry?, Game of Thrones? or Stranger Things? I might not guess it right but we’ve collected not just the shows themselves but also the laughter they’ve brought into our lives. Yes, you guessed it right! We’ve rounded up some of the most famous TV shows and paired them with a dose of humor in the form of TV jokes.

As you read along, you’ll find yourself transported back in time, reliving those cherished moments and rediscovering the lessons these shows imparted. So, join us as we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, punctuated with laughter, and celebrate the enduring impact of television on our lives.”

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Funny Cartoon TV Shows

Do you remember those iconic cartoon shows we grew up with, like Tom and Jerry, Pokémon, and SpongeBob? These animated classics weren’t just entertainment; they were an integral part of our childhood, imparting humor, life lessons, and unforgettable memories. 

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SpongeBob SquarePants

Why did Mr. Krabs buy so many clocks?
Because time is money.


How did SpongeBob find his way home?
Mussel memory.


The Simpsons

What game does Homer Simpson always lose?

Tic Tac Doh.


What does Homer Simpson make his pizza with?

D’oh.


Family Guy

Why did Peter Griffin start a landscaping business?
Because he wanted to “weed” out the competition and make his front yard “freakin’ sweet”!


What does Stewie Griffin call his time machine?
“The DeLorean’t,” because it’s always breaking down before he can travel through time!


Adventure Time

What did Flame Princess wear to school?
A blazer!


Why is Jake a terrible dancer?
He’s got two left feet!


Tom and Jerry

What did Tom say when he couldn’t catch Jerry again?
“I guess I’ll have to ‘paws’ for thought and come up with a ‘mouseter’ plan!”


Why is Tom always chasing Jerry?
Because he heard that “mouse-ic” is the key to a cat’s heart!

Why is Tom always chasing Jerry? Because he heard that "mouse-ic" is the key to a cat's heart!


Pokemon

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!


What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A Peak-A-Chewer!


Flintstone

How can you tell someone is old?
They watched the Flintstones live!


What’s the most dangerous thing the Flintstones could do?
Have a pillow fight!


What did Fred Flintstone say when his wife broke her favorite vase?
Grab-a-dab-a-glue!


Funny Jokes About TV 

Larry Gelbart said, “Television is a weapon of mass distraction.”. Do you believe that? Let’s see if you will get distracted by these funny television jokes. 

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Why did the TV apply for a job?
Because it wanted to work in show business!


What do you call a TV show about an archaeologist?
“The Remote Raiders.”


How do you make a TV laugh?
You tickle its channels!


Why did the scarecrow become a TV weatherman?
Because he was outstanding in his field!


How does a TV apologize?
It says, “I’m sorry for my poor reception.”

How does a TV apologize? It says, "I'm sorry for my poor reception."


What’s a TV’s favorite type of music?
Channel surfing!


What’s a TV’s favorite snack?
Micro-chips!


Why did the TV break up with the remote control?
It couldn’t handle the power struggle!


Why did the TV go to therapy?
It had too many screen issues!


What do you call a TV show about a superhero who can change channels with a blink?
“The Zapper.”


What do you get when you cross a TV with a fridge?
Cool programming!


Why don’t TVs ever get lost?
Because they always know their location!


How do you fix a broken TV?
With a channel changer!


Why do TVs never play hide and seek?
Because they always stand out!


What’s a TV’s favorite exercise?
The “remote” control!

What's a TV's favorite exercise? The "remote" control!


Variety of Television Genre Jokes

Lights, camera, laughter! Get ready for a comedic journey through the diverse world of television genres like you’ve never experienced before. From sitcoms to sci-fi, dramas to reality TV, and everything in between, this show is your one-stop destination for hilarious takes on your favorite television genres.

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Why did the weatherman bring a ladder to work?
– To check the high-pressure system!


Why did the scarecrow become a sports commentator?
– Because he was outstanding in his field!


Have you heard about the new drama series set in a bakery?
– It’s called “Yeastenders.”


Why did the sitcom character bring a ladder to the office?
– Because they wanted to climb the corporate ladder, literally!


What do you call a sitcom about a group of time-traveling friends?
– “Back to the Laughter.”


Why did the news reporter bring a pencil to the crime scene?
– To draw their own conclusions!


Did you hear about the chef who lost a cooking competition?
– He just couldn’t “knead” it.


What do you call a reality show about inventors?
– “Shark Inventions.”


Why do aliens make terrible TV hosts?
They always probe too deeply!


Why did the detective bring a pencil to the crime scene?
In case they needed to draw a suspect’s sketch, of course!

Why did the detective bring a pencil to the crime scene? In case they needed to draw a suspect's sketch, of course!


Why did the contestant on the game show bring a ladder?
They wanted to climb to the top of the leaderboard!


Have you heard about the documentary on gardening?
It’s growing on me.


Why did the history show host bring a ladder to the ancient ruins
To get a closer look at history!


Why don’t drama actors ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re always “on”!


Why did the news reporter get a ticket?
Because they didn’t use their turn signal during the live broadcast!


Hilarious Television Jokes

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She was planning a huge announcement on the new Marvel TV show she was watching. But she was keeping it low key.


Have you heard about the new TV show called The Walking Dad?
It features dads walking around the house all day switching off lights, and complaining that they are “not made of money.”


I just saw a TV announcement about an ongoing search being conducted by the FBI for a fortune teller, who happens to be a dwarf. It seems there is a small medium at large.


The two siblings, a brother, and a sister, were fighting over the TV remote and the situation escalated. The remote fell down and a couple of AAA batteries fell out.


Why shouldn’t children watch big band performances on television?
Too much sax and violins.

Why shouldn’t children watch big band performances on television? Too much sax and violins.


My wife is threatening to divorce me due to my obsession of pretending to be a TV news anchor.
More on this matter after the break.


TV repair during the pandemic was relatively easy. It was mostly remote work.


Whoever named it a television, Had the chance to call it a watching machine


My colleague came in today worn out from staying up all night watching TV comedies. She satired.


What does a television and a four-wheeled vehicle have in common?
They’re both ATVs.


Famous TV Series Jokes

Television series have a remarkable ability to captivate our imaginations, transporting us to distant worlds, introducing us to unforgettable characters, and weaving narratives that keep us hooked episode after episode.

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“Game of Thrones” (2011-2019)

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and Fast and Furious have in common?
– All their Walkers are dead


What’s the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines?
– One has dragons and the other has drag-offs


Why doesn’t Napoleon watch Game of Thrones?
– Because Winter is Coming


Breaking Bad” (2008-2013)

I was talking to someone about Breaking Bad and they asked me if I remembered who Hector Salamanca was, I told them that he rings a bell


What Do You Get When You Mix Breaking Bad With Fast Food?
– Walter Whitecastle, aka “Heisenburger”.

What Do You Get When You Mix Breaking Bad With Fast Food? - Walter Whitecastle, aka “Heisenburger”.


Why did Aaron Paul do such a good job portraying Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad?
– Because he’s a meth-head actor.


“Stranger Things” (2016-present)

How did the kids from Stranger Things clean up Hawkins?
– Dustin!


What do Stranger things and Homes Under the Hammer have in common?
– They both spend the whole show looking for Byers!


Why does Joyce Byers prefer coffee over tea?
– She likes stronger things!


“Sherlock” (2010-2017)

How does Sherlock Holmes get all the ladies?
-Seductive reasoning.


Which question does Sherlock Holmes ask when he is bored?
-Watson TV?


Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low?
-He’s a master of deduction.


“Grey’s Anatomy” (March 27, 2005 – Present)

Why did the surgeon bring a ladder to Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital?
Because they heard the patients were high-risk!


What do you call a surgical instrument with a great sense of humor?
A “laugh-escope”!


Why did the doctor always carry a pencil to the operating room at Grey Sloan?
In case they needed to draw blood!

Why did the doctor always carry a pencil to the operating room at Grey Sloan? In case they needed to draw blood!


Summary

 These jokes that we have gathered for you not only make us laugh but also serve as a delightful reminder of the memorable moments shared with our favorite characters. So, the next time you’re watching TV, remember the joy it brings and the laughter it inspires, all thanks to these hilarious gems from the world of television. 

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