What if we gave our friends some hilarious jokes? We have put together the best jokes you can use when you and your friend meet! Who wouldn’t like a good joke, right? Everyone likes to have fun and just laugh at the funniest comedies of all time! So get some popcorn and get ready for these funny jokes ever told!
We may not realize it, but we can never live without telling jokes. Ridiculous is something we look forward to when it gets tough and we have to forget about some unbearable feelings. Take a look at these jokes and try to remember some of them, because you never know when you will need them!
Make your friends laugh with these super funny office jokes.
We share with you:
Puns and Jokes to Share with Friends
Spending time with family is the best but spending time with friends comes next! The best times with our friends are where we eat, we cry, and we laugh at hilarious jokes and stories we share together. And you can mind sharing all these too!
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Do you like my jokes?
Yes, but they’re cracking me up.
When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent.
Why was the torch happy?
It was lit.
The doorbell doesn’t work. Shout “DING DONG” very loudly.
Why did the bicycle collapse?
It was two TIRED.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Conversation with Photoshop
PS1: Dude. You look terrible.
PS2: Yeah I gained like 50 layers this summer.
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What kind of shoes do burglars wear?
Sneakers
What did the kid throw a clock out the window?
To see time fly
Why would a servant go to college after working so many years?
Because he was unable to take his master’s degree.
How many college students it could take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he would take 5 years.
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I threw my old laptop in the ocean.
Now there’s a Dell rollin’ in the deep.
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Jokes to Share with Co-Workers
We consider our co-workers a friend and sometimes can be part of our family because of all the bonding and time we spent together with them through the years of working. As well as sharing jokes that are hilariously crazy and amazing.
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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play has a cast.
What kind of plant can roar?
A Dande-LION
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call fish without an eye?
An FSH.
What did the elevator say when it sneezed?
I think I’m coming down with something.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
You can’t trust atoms.
They make up everything!
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the best parties?
Because they are such fungus!
Why do potatoes argue?
Because they can’t see eye to eye!
Hilarious Jokes to Share With Your Friends
You can pull the funniest punch line or hilarious jokes you packed on a trip with your friends and demand a quick laugh from them.
You can also try saying funny words to your friends
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out
What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
Poke her face.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the BARKing lot!
Can February March?
No, April May!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste!
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!
I’m reading an antigravity book
It’s impossible to put down!
What’s the loneliest cheese?
ProvAlone!
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Mindless Jokes To Share With Your Friends
The things that make us laugh are sometimes the jokes that are mindless, meaningless, and whatever! It just depends on how you will deliver the joke and how they are supportive to you!
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The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Ten tickles.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the farmer win an award?
He was out standing in his field!
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
I told my doctor that I had broken my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.
Just finished a box of Corn Flakes. You can check out my cereal killer Netflix special next Tuesday.
Did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark!
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
Knock Knock Jokes To Share With Your Friends
Knock-knock jokes never go out of style whether it’s hilarious, corny, or maybe sweet? Here are something that you can use for your friends when you meet or at a party. When someone knocked, you better answer!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Hey, don’t cry!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you an email last week and I’m still waiting for a response.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No. A cow says moo!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Summary
There’s a song that says in the lyrics: “Keep smiling, keep shining. Knowing you can always count on me, for sure. That’s what friends are for. For good times and bad times. I’ll be on your side forevermore. That’s what friends are for!”
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