There is a time and place for well-crafted, sophisticated, and complex jokes that require a certain level of knowledge or experience to pull off. But seriously funny and silly jokes never go out of style. If your laugh is based on the wrong side of things, don’t be ashamed. Everyone loves a good person – that’s why we invite them! So read on for some of our favorite jokes and don’t forget to pass them on to your younger friends.
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Best Seriously Funny Jokes
Humor is widely seen as important in interpersonal relationships, but among leaders, it is seen as a helpful act. While some leaders use humor naturally, many others can use it for good. So here are some seriously funny jokes for you!
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What’s the best-smelling insect?
A deodor-ant.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarterback.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
Did you hear the one about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head.
A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da brie was everywhere.
What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoe?
Sneakers.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in the washing machine.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
Totally shocked.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A Maybe.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7-8-9.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker-poodle boo.
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
“Dill me in!”
How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
How did the pig get to the hogspital?
In a hambulance.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
Traffic jam.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen?
So they don’t peel.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What does a pig put on dry skin?
Oinkment.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
Humor and humor are associated with status and power. Humor really helps individuals to be effective in any way possible, wherever they are.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy?
A Mars bar.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Because she was a little hoarse.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The mooooo-vies!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
An Envelope.
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a water-melon.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why did the drum take a nap?
It was beat.
Where do hamburgers go dancing?
They go to the meat-ball.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they’re always stuffed!
Favorite Seriously Funny Jokes
Telling jokes can make people appear more confident and competent! So, here are your favorite seriously funny jokes!
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Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
How do you open a banana?
With a mon-key.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say?
Wheeeee!
Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
How does an octopus go into battle?
Well-armed.
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
Catch up!
Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Where do young trees go to learn?
Elementree school.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college?
Bison.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I’m dressing.
What’s the stinkiest planet?
Poopiter.
What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here, I’ll go on ahead.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Seriously Funny One-Liner Jokes
Any form of joke is funny even a one-liner can make your day seriously funny!
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They’re his watchdogs.
A termite walks into a bar and says, “So, is the bar tender here?”
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
Summary
It’s true: laughter is powerful medicine. It brings people together in a way that brings about positive physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens the immune system, improves mood, reduces pain, and protects you from the effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more reliably to bring your mind and body back into a state of balance than laughter. Laughter lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you with others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you to let go of your anger and forgive in advance.
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