There are so many different ways to annoy people at the gym. Some people will take the time to set up their GoPro, J-cups, or whatever else you might use for their own personal motivational video. Then there are those that just show up and do it. No matter what your reason for showing up is, why not turn it into something funny?
Who knew yoga could be so funny? Being able to overcome mental stress and establish a sense of connection with your body, asanas can help calm the mind and open the heart. But sometimes it takes some clever jokes to get you back on track. So here’s a compilation of some hilarious, witty, and hilarious yoga jokes to keep you feeling inspired on those cold winter days.
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Funny Yoga Jokes
This compilation of yoga jokes is the perfect way to break up your day at the gym (or work out) with a little laughter.
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Why were the students not confident about their yoga skills?
They thought they were just posers.
What does a yoga instructor say when he gets electrocuted?
How does a T-Rex feel after practicing yoga?
He feels like a dino-sore.
Why do teddy bears not want to practice poses in yoga?
They fear they will get ripped.
What happens when a student refuses to perform a pose during classes?
The yoga instructor im-poses it on the student.
Why did the yoga trainer resign from his job after 5 years?
He had in a stretch.
If fishes wanted to do yoga, then where can they go to?
They have to go to the river bend.
What did the teacher say to her student who was very late for her yoga class?
She asked her to get her asana mat quickly.
Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore?
He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.
Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes?
She said it was not working out.
What did the yoga instructor say when her student complained of no visible results after regular classes?
She said it would be worth the weight.
What does a cow say when he practices yoga backward?
What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core?
She said, “These poses are abs-olutely killer!”.
What should you say to stay back at the yoga center and not be rude?
Why does the demon go for yoga classes regularly?
He loves to exorcise there.
Which is the only vegetable that would go for yoga classes?
It is probably muscle sprouts.
Why are most tornados good at doing yoga exercises?
Because they are twisting.
What did the yoga instructor have for breakfast every day?
Berries with yogi-urt.
What did the yoga instructor want for her birthday?
No gifts, only presence.
Which is the quietest pose in yoga?
The sleeping lion.
Why do yogis want you to work on your abs?
They want every person to find the abs-tract essence.
Why are yoga teachers loved so much?
They would bewilling to bend over backward for their students.
How does a yoga instructor pick on a student in front of the whole class?
He puts the student in an awkward position.
Which yoga pose is the most popular after an intense yoga session?
How can one look at things from a different perspective?
By doing poses in yoga.
How does a student feel after a good yoga and meditation class in the morning?
Calm and Com-posed.
Witty Yoga Jokes
Is your yoga practice getting boring or boring? You need this list of funny yoga jokes to spice up your practice. The best part is that these jokes are free to use in your next yoga class.
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What car would be the best choice to practice yoga?
How do you know your yoga instructor is angry with you?
He gets incensed.
What do the kids call yoga?
What is the most romantic yoga pose one can do?
Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?
They always want to find their inner peas.
How do you know if the yoga clinic is hiring new people to work with them?
They will have many open positions to fill in.
Why did the doughnut have a difficult time in yoga class?
It could not find its center.
At the end of a yoga class, what does a squirrel shout?
Why does the bear loves his yoga classes?
He likes to paws and reflects.
What is a pirate’s favorite yoga pose?
It is definitely the plank!
What did the yoga instructor say to the criminal?
You have the right to remain silent.
What do a yoga instructor and an apple peeler have in common?
Both of them really take you to the core.
What should you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
How did my yoga instructor know I was serious about her yoga classes?
I told her I have a flexible schedule.
What did the yoga instructor say when her student could not touch her forehead to her knees?
She said, “Yoga-to try harder tomorrow”.
What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes to classes?
Pilates of the Caribbean.
If someone kills a yoga teacher before the yoga session, what is it called?
A pre-meditated murder.
What did everyone think about the book that the new yoga instructor wrote about losing belly fat in ten days?
Everyone found it very vague, rather abs-tract.
What is the most dangerous pose in yoga?
It is the corpse pose.
Why does a yoga instructor never use a vacuum?
They want to stay away from attachments.
What did the student say when her yoga teacher asked her to touch her knees with her nose?
She thought it was a bit of a stretch.
What did she say to her dog while practicing yoga?
Yoga Puns and Jokes
Funny yoga jokes are not only funny, but they can help you get fit, too. Just make sure you don’t bring your mat to the office when someone is around.
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Why do dogs love yoga class?
It’s a good chance to paws and reflect.
What do a cow walking backward and a yogi have in common?
They both say oooooom.
Anne was struggling with basic yoga, but remained determined. And where Anne Hatha-Will, Anne Hatha-Way.
My instructor invented a new class where we’re always going up and down. She called it Yo-Yoga.
What do you call a communist doing yoga?
What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
What is the most romantic yoga pose?
I bent over backwards to convince my friend to try yoga
My friend was leaving class early and asked if I was going too. “Namaste”, I said.
How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga?
I told her I would be as flexible as possible.
I didn’t believe yoga would fix my posture…
But I stand corrected.
Why do everyone love yoga teachers?
They bend over backward for you.
What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class?
I was reading about it one day, and then before I knew it, I found myself at yoga class.
The last move the yogi ever tried was the decom-pose
I think when I tell people I do yoga they just think I’m a poser.
I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting the half-moon pose.
What did the instructor say when her yoga student couldn’t touch her toes?
She said, “Yoga-to try harder tomorrow”.
Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
It couldn’t find its center.
I’ve been practicing yoga for decades.
Yep, it’s been a pretty long stretch.
My yoga instructor asked if I could reach down and touch my toes. I told her it was a bit of a stretch.
I’m booked in for yoga class every day this week. I’ve got a flexible timetable.
A cartoon bear on TV taught me to breathe. He was a Yogi.
How does the yogi order a pizza?
Make me one with everything!
Yoga is a great place for you to escape the fast-paced life that we all live. There’s nothing better than time out to calm down, reset your brain, and have fun with your friends/family members on a mat. With so many fun ways to practice, you’ll definitely want to bring your own yoga joke. Yoga jokes are a humorous way to break the ice and get some laughs on your yoga mat. Whether you’re having fun with your buddies in the locker room, or trying to loosen up during your next downward dog — Yoga Jokes can help with that.