Tomatoes are a staple in our pantry because it is so delicious and nutritious. Without tomatoes, we don’t have pizza, a marina sauce, tomato soup and a lot more! That would be so extreme. Tomatoes can make our tummy full and also our hearts happy with our hilarious jokes about them. We can’t wait to make your cheeks blush with our funny tomato jokes.
Enjoy this compilation that we have for you. You will have fun with our tomato and potato jokes, 2 tomatoes jokes, and so much more!
Funny Tomato Jokes
Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable? Well, that topic is highly debatable. So, for now, we suggest you just dive into our jokes about tomatoes. Don’t panic if you see your cheeks turning red with our funny tomatoes jokes.
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What caused Mrs Tomato to turn red?
Suddenly, she saw Mr. Green Pea!
Tomates love dances, so what’s their favorite?
Why a tomato round and red?
If it were long and green, it would be a cucumber!
Do tomatoes and potatoes have anything in common?
What caused the bread to knock over the tomato?
Because he loafed him.
After the first watering of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s tomato seeds, what did he say to them?
You have been germinated.
What is the best way to fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
What is the tomato’s greatest desire?
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Is there anything Bacon said to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
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How do you describe a tomato with a trumpet?
A tooty fruity.
What do boats eat with a spoon?
The type of tomato that smell best is?
A man threw dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me to start a fight.
I asked, “You wanna pizza me?”.”
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When the cucumber and the cabbage got kidnapped by the tomato, what did they say to each other?
Could you tell me what the potato told the tomato?
I wonder what’s making you blush, sweetie?
Is there anything red and invisible?
What did the sergeant tomato tell the slacker soldier tomato?
“You better catch up!”
Want some wordplays? These tomato puns will blow your mind away! I can’t imagine there are plenty of tomato puns out there that will totally give you some good vibes! Go and have a look at our list!
You’re so not my ripe.
Leaf me alone…
I leaf (love) tomatoes like no other!
You got it ripe!
You ripe what you sow.
I seed him eat the tomato just now.
I love riding the seed-saw.
I can seed clearly now the rain has stopped.
I love you from my head tomatoes!
You’re my soil-mate.
Take a leaf of faith!
My car broke down, can I get a leaf?
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What a re-leaf…
Do you have anything plant for tonight?
Let me plant one on ya!
I’m sexy and I grow it.
Can you pick up the groceries?
I haven’t botany.
Someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
Have you met herbivore?
Vegan (we can) go to the gym tonight.
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This is just the vegan-ning.
I wet my plants.
Plant a kiss on me.
I’m rooting for you.
Don’t be so root, learn some manners.
You grow dude!
Tomatoes are absolutely plant-tastic.
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Rude Tomato Jokes
If you’re having a very bad day, you need these rude tomato jokes that’ll help you lighten it up. Check it out now and enjoy reading!
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Does Santa like to grow tomatoes?
YES — he gets to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What is red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator.
Why is a tomato round and red?
Because if it was long, skinny, and green, it would be a bean.
Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
What did the tomato say to the lettuce?
Lettuce be friends.
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How do you fix a sliced tomato?
Use tomato paste.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What did the macaroni say to the tomato?
“Don’t get saucy with me!”
What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
How do you get rid of unproductive tomatoes?
Tomato Ketchup Jokes
We all love ketchup. Whether you dip fries on it or mix it in a spaghetti sauce either way it is still good tasting. So check out these ketchup jokes that will cheer you up!
How life is like ketchup?
Like ketchup, good things in life come slow and are worth waiting for.
What makes tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?
Because the tomato sauce couldn’t Ketchup.
Two tomatoes are walking across the road when a car drives over one of them.
The other turns around and says “Hurry up ketchup!”
When do you stop making sandwiches on Monday?
When there was no more meat.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Mental illness is on the increase…
At least that’s what the ketchup bottle told me this morning.
What did the papa tomato say to the baby tomato?
Hurry and ketchup!
Tomato Knock Knock Jokes
Are you looking for some knock-knock jokes? Then I guess you’re on the right page because we got a list of tomato knock-knock jokes that will make you laugh hard!
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Ketchup and I’ll tell you!
Ketchup my slow tomatoes!
Extra: Cherry Jokes
Sometimes we just need a good joke, that’s why we’ve compiled these cherry jokes for you to cherish! You’ll never know, this compilation might surprise you.
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What is the cherries’ favourite cartoon?
Tom and cherry.
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Why were the cherries crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Have you heard my cherry joke?
What do you find hanging from cherry trees?
Your arms have gotten sore.
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I didn’t get my GF’s cherry.
Just the box it came in.
What kind of wood makes the best chairs?
Hey, do you like cherry preserves?
Never mind, it’s probably not your jam.
There you have it, the best tomato jokes around. Some of them are both adorable and ridiculous, but none of them are filthy. They’re all spotless and suitable for both children and adults. In a nutshell, these tomato-related jokes are hilarious. So if you do like them don’t forget to share these jokes with your friends!
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