You are a teenager and you want a quick and funny one-liner joke? Got ya: Here are my favorite 37 funny teenage jokes one-liners that will knock out your competition. I have summed up One Line Jokes for teens and tweens as well as puns you can use for school and college.
I also throw in some flirty one-liners that might come in handy at the right moment.
Try to memorize these one-line jokes for teens as best as you can. You can even adapt them to your own situation and style. Do not be shy. Most likely you are still going to school, right? Well, then I have here for you my best funny jokes about studying.
But, first of all: What is a One-Liner Joke?
According to Wikipedia “A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy – concise and meaningful.”
Funny Teenager One Line Jokes
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
If adulthood would come with a GPS, it would mostly just say “recalculating“.
I recently saw a sign that said: “Watch for Animals.” What a great deal!
My bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night.
I constantly check my phone for no reason.
After I set up my new universal remote, I thought to myself: This changes everything.
You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right” — on the left side, there’s nothing right and in the right side, there’s nothing left.
I sing like a bee, I hum. Works every time since I forgot the lyrics.
My grandpa survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Now, he’s a seasoned veteran.
A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”. I happily replied “Yes”. She took away the extra chair in front of me.
I spy with my little eye … phone.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
If I’m not supposed to eat at night, why is there a night-light inside of my fridge?
I lost my job so I decided to try telling jokes for a living. Unfortunately, just like me, none of them work.
People that do not know me, think I am shy. People that know me, wish I was shy.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off!
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Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
I accidentally handed my best friend a glue stick instead of chapstick. She isn’t talking to me anymore.
Baby, you are just like a Barbie. Plastic and no brain.
In a restaurant: “Would you like a table?” “No, a lamp for 5, please!”
Admit it, you have Googled yourself before.
Be Strong – whispering to my WiFi.
Since you are a teen, chances are you want to impress a boy or a girl. I have collected my favorite flirty one-liners you can use. Read them and especially memorize them for the important moments. It might not hurt to try them out at home in front of a mirror first.
Some are like Pizza, very cheesy and better for your girlfriend or boyfriend. Others are better for flirting.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
I hate Russian dolls because they are so full of themselves.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
“Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to pass by you again.
Coolest Teenage Puns
To be fair, some of these jokes are nearly dad jokes. Thankfully, we have a collection of the best dad jokes too.
I was going to tell a pizza joke but it was too cheesy.
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
A perfectionist walked into a bar…apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
I wanted to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients.
I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
I tried writing with a broken pencil but it was pointless.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
The highlight of my week was my new vacuum cleaner.
Things are picking up.
I was trying to figure out why this Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Funny Teen Jokes for School & College
School is 10% learning, 90% social life, and 2% solving Math problems. I have collected some funny school and college jokes. Read away, my friend!
Math Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. What do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.
That awkward moment when you try to cheat at an exam, but the teacher keeps looking straight at you. Then you just pretend to look around.
When they tell me “you are here to learn”, in my head “I am here because it is the law…!”
You call it lazy. I call it selective participation.
Dear Student who finished the test after 7 minutes. I sincerely hope you fail! I am still at question one.
How dumb is that we have created words that we are not supposed to use?!
Knock Knock Jokes for Teens
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Madam foot got caught in the door!
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
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