63 SEO Jokes you will find Funny

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We have used common SEO terms, turned them into super funny puns – okay, some may not hit the #1 ranking though…

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63 SEO Jokes you will find Funny

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Why are SEO guys the worst dancers?

They do not have any algo-rythm.

Why are SEO guys the worst dancers? They do not have any algo-rythm.


What does an SEO call three bottles of microbrew?

Easy, a local 3-pack.


Where does the SEO do his grocery shopping?

Any store with organic and fresh content.

Where does the SEO do his grocery shopping? Any store with organic and fresh content.


On a road trip, how does the son of an SEO tell him, he needs to use the bathroom?

I FTP.


What does the SEO say when you knock on the closed bathroom door?

Busy, IP.


What does the wife say to the SEO Husband when he’s too late yet again?

That is it: manual penalty!


Why do White Hat SEOs have the longest lasting marriages?

Because they prefer Quality Content.

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Why do White Hat SEOs have the longest lasting marriages? Because they prefer Quality Content.


How do SEOs find their way out of the woods?

Using bread crumbs.


How do you greet a cool kid doing SEO?

What SERP?

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How do you greet a cool kid doing SEO? What SERP?


What are the two favorite animal of an SEO?

Panda and Penguin!


Which job is the easiest one to find?

SEO


Why would the SEO be a very good police man/ woman?

Because they like to create detailed Index Coverage reports.


My friends saves all important contacts with “H1” before the actual name…he told me, this way it is easier to find.


Who is the worst player at Fortune Wheel?

The SEO. He only knows Disavowels.

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How many SEO Experts needs it to change a light bulb, bulb, bulg light, change bulb light, change easy light bulb, lighting, switch, lamp?


What does the SEO wear to the wedding ceremony?

A Black Hat.


Website: We use cookies to improve our performance.

Me: Me too!

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Me too!


I was about to write a new musical…but the JavaScript wasn’t too good.


What do SEOs eat on Christmas?

Keyword stuffing


What is the favorite animal of an SEO?

Monkeys, but only with Long Tails.


An SEO invited me to a business meeting at his house. It turned out to be a Pyramid Schema.


What did the Google Bot say to the hyper links?

Calm Down!


I like my traffic how I like my Orange Juice: Organic!


Why does the SEO never eat soup?

It’s usually thin content.

Why does the SEO never eat soup? It's usually thin content.


What’s an SEO’s favourite deodorant?

Lynx.


What does the SEO guy say before bungee jumping?

I hope I have a good bounce rate.


Why does the SEO plays in the local theatre?

Because he likes Audience.


Why does the SEO live in New York City?

Beause he likes traffic.

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Why did Tiger Woods get into SEO?

To get his #1 ranking back.


What does an SEO drink to build muscles?

Link Juice!

What does an SEO drink to build muscles? Link Juice!


How does the SEO enter any room?

Through the login-form.


When playing Mario Kart, which character does the SEO pick?

Browser.


Why does the SEO go to conferences?

For link-building and referral traffic.


Why is the SEO always dressed really nicely?

Because he/ she knows the seasonal trends.


How does the SEO name her son?

JSON.


What is the most common name of a male SEO?

JSON.


Why can you not trust any SEO?

Because they always markup everything.


A good SEO would never ghost anyone…he simply deindexes you.


Where does the SEO hide dead bodies?

On page 2. No one ever looks there.


Why are most SEO people vegan?

Because they prefer everything organic.

Why are most SEO people vegan? Because they prefer everything organic.


Why are mobile marketers the best parents?

Obviously because they are responsive.


How does screamingfrog get home after a night out? (1)

He crawls.


What is the favorite fruit of an SEO?

Anything low-hanging really.


What is a Blackhat SEOs favorite food?

SPAM.

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Why are SEO the worst sailors?

Because of all the anchors.

Why are SEO the worst sailors? Because of all the anchors.


True story: Not a single SEO in this world is a twin…it would be duplicated content!


Why did one URL invite the other URL over for Christmas dinner? (1)

Because they were relative URLs!

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Why does the SEO never gets married?

He likes the engagement.

Why does the SEO never gets married? He likes the engagement.


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Why does the SEO never use a GPS System when driving?

He trusts more in the lighthouse to give directions.


Why couldn’t the SEO get his boat to leave the dock? (1)

Too many anchors.


What is the favorite song of any SEO team?

Lionel Richie – Hello

What does the SEO sing to it’s Google Webmaster Tools?

Bryan Adams – Everything I Do, I Do It For You

Look into my eyes
You will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart
Search your soul
And when you find me there
You’ll search no more

Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for
You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you

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I have no doubt these are the absolute funniest SEO jokes and Puns out there. Of course, I will keep this content up to date and always fresh – naturally. Do you have more seo related and digital marketing jokes? I would love to hear them. Drop us a comment below to share your favorite ones.

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