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We have collected a bunch of fun and silly questions to ask Siri, your crush, your boyfriend/ girlfriend, and your friends.
Basically, you can throw these questions at anyone you like.
We even added a section with the best questions for Never Have I Ever…
We collected as well as funny sayings and quotes. Give them a read for even more inspiration!
We all need a reason to laugh. And as far as we know, it’s what keeps us humane. Good laughs with friends and family are truly moments we always remember. Just like when Uncle Jimmy peed his pants laughing.
What is Siri?
Siri is a virtual assistant that is part of Apple Products, like MacBook and iPhones. You can simply talk to your phone by starting with “Hey Siri…” and then ask your question.
Things to ask Siri…
Before writing this article for you, I did a few test runs. And let me just tell you, the answers are surprisingly in many ways. Sometimes I get real help, other times it is just funny.
Here are a few screenshots of Siri I took after asking funny and silly questions to it.
Funny Questions To Ask Siri
We all have that moment when we’re too bored and we randomly ask Siri. If you’re losing ideas to ask, here are funny questions to ask Siri. Save your laughter and wait until you hear her answer! Remember, you have to start with “HEY SIRI“…
What does Siri mean?
What is zero divided by zero?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Are you a robot? Why did Apple make you?
How much do it cost?
Are you intelligent?
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
What do you dream about?
How much do you earn?
Are you a man or a woman?
How old are you?
Can you stop time? What are you made of?
Make me a sandwich?
What’s your favorite color?
Make me laugh!
Do you know any good riddles?
What are you scared of?
Do you sleep?
Do you smoke?
What are you doing later?
Will you go on a date with me?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Hey Siri, What’s your favorite movie?
What are you wearing?
What are your best chat-up lines?
Talk dirty to me
Have you ever been in love?
What is the meaning of life?
Will you go out with me?
Can I kiss you?
Siri do you love me?
Will you marry me?
How do I look?
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
When will the world end?
What is the best operating system?
Siri, I am your father.
What phone is the best?
One of the absolute best things to ask Siri:
Hey Siri, tell me a story?
Who you gonna call?
What came first: The chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Do you like my new haircut?
Do you know any good riddles?
Will pigs fly?
Can you sing?
Are you on Facebook?
Blah blah blah blah.
Do these pants make me look fat?
What does the fox say?
Who let the dogs out?
Why are firetrucks red?
Roll a die or flip a coin
Windows or Mac?
Where can I buy drugs?
Can I borrow some money?
I’m going to trade you for an Android phone.
I need to hide a body
“Where did I put my keys?”
What should I be for Halloween?
Hey Siri, what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Funny Questions To Ask On Instagram Story and Reels
One way to get engagement on Instagram is through putting interactive posts and stories. And what’s more interactive is posting funny questions. Check out these funny questions to ask on Instagram Story and Reels.
Update: You can also use these funny questions for TikTok too.
How many times have you been drunk?
Do you lie to yourself?
What is your favourite hobby?
What is your favourite TV Show?
Tell me one thing you are really, really good at!
What is the weirdest food combination that you like?
What strange habit do you have?
What weird things do you do alone?
Name one weird thing you like.
Is cereal soup?
What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
What’s the funniest thing that someone has drunkenly confessed to you?
What comes to your mind when I say cabbage?
Have you ever crawled to a window?
Have you made a prank phone call?
What is your favourite international food?
What is your favourite travel destination?
Funny Never Have I Ever Questions
We all have those things that we have never done before and these “Never have I ever” questions has been a trend nowadays. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to laugh and dig in!
What is Never Have I ever?
“Never have I ever” is a party game. Traditionally, it is a drinking game in which players take turns asking other players about things they may have not done. Other players who have done this thing respond by taking a drink.
The game is also known as “I’ve Never…” or “Ten Fingers”. There is also a kids-version of the game. The questions are usually very funny and sometimes embarrassing. It does not have to be a drinking game at all.
You can either buy the card game on Amazon or you can make up your own questions. Here is a few questions you can use for your own homemade Never Have I Ever Game.
Never have I ever lost sunglasses that I was already wearing.
Never have I ever pretended to know a stranger.
Never have I ever googled my own name to see what comes up.
Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Never have I ever been caught picking my nose.
Never have I ever gone into the wrong restroom.
Never have I ever drunk whiskey like water.
Never have I ever blamed alcohol for something I said.
Never have I ever farted in front of someone I liked.
Never have I ever mistaken a man for a women or vise versa.
Never have I ever had a diarrhea at a friend’s house.
Never have I ever greeted someone I thought was someone else.
Never have I ever lied about my age.
Never have I ever went to work wearing mismatched shoes.
Never have I ever blamed farts on an animal.
Never have I ever tried to pass a silent fart, but it came out loud instead.
Never have I ever accidentally pooped my pants.
Never have I ever had food stuck in my teeth all day.
Never have I ever walked around with my zipper down.
Never have I ever been told I had bad breath.
Never have I ever gotten something stuck in my nose.
Never have I ever recorded video of myself singing or dancing.
Never have I ever wet the bed after childhood.
Never have I ever put gum under a table.
Never have I ever stepped barefoot in dog poop.
Never have I ever tasted dog or cat food.
Never have I ever thrown up after seeing someone else throw up.
Never have I ever picked my nose and ate it.
Never have I ever used someone else’s toothbrush.
Never have I ever peed in the pool.
Never have I ever thrown up in my mouth and swallowed it.
Never have I ever watched pimple popping videos.
Never have I ever let dirty dishes sit in the sink for over a week.
Never have I ever smuggled food or candy into a movie theater.
Never have I ever pretended to like a wine to look classier.
Never have I ever gone without a bath or shower for more than a week.
Never have I ever thrown up because someone else threw up.
Never have I ever farted in an elevator and pretended it was not me.
Never have I ever followed the wrong person in a crowd.
Never have I ever stalked an ex’s boyfriend or girlfriend on social media.
Never have I ever Woken up drunk the next day.
Never have I ever eaten food that fell on the floor.
Never have I ever accidentally said “I love you” to someone.
Never have I ever had a bad fall because I was walking and texting.
Never have I ever been in an embarrassing video that was uploaded to YouTube.
Never have I ever accidentally eaten a bug.
Never have I ever used the excuse “my dog ate my homework.”
Never have I ever walked in on someone in the bathroom.
Never have I ever broken a piece of furniture by sitting on it.
Never have I ever gave myself a bad haircut.
Funny questions to ask friends when bored
We all can be crazy when we’re with our friends. The happiest times are often the moments we have with our friends. So make way with these funny questions you can ask your friends when you have nothing to do, waiting in line, just hanging out, and when you’re bored.
Would you want to go to college in-state or out of state?
If you can give your parents one thing in the world, what would it be?
If you won the lottery, how would you choose to spend your money?
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?
If you could anything in the world, what would you do?
If you had to pack up and move to another country tomorrow, where would you go?
Have you pooped today already?
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
Hey, can I have some money?
What are some of your guilty pleasures that you’re willing to admit?
Do you hear the voices too?
What do you think is the worst way to die?
If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
You know, when I’m in the shower, I think about you. Do you do the same thing?
Would you rather own a dragon or be a dragon?
What’s your WiFi password?
Do you brag about the random acts of kindness you perform?
What songs are on your zombie killing soundtrack?
As of right now, if you were to die, what would you leave me in your last will and testament?
Think of someone who you suspect or you know doesn’t like you. What do you think they think about you?
If you were on a death row, what would your last meal be?
What career path do you see yourself taking in the future?
If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, who would it be?
What’s one conspiracy theory you actually believe?
Would you rather time travel to the past or the future?
What’s the last thing you did for the first time?
If I were to summon you via black magic, which 5 items would I need in each corner of the pentagram?
If you could do anything in the world as a career, what would it be?
What’s your favorite smell?
If you had the option to never have to sleep again, or never have to eat again, which would you choose? Why?
If there were no consequences for a day, what would you do?
If you were a serial killer, what would your modus operandi be?
If you were a flavor, what would you be?
Which Pokémon starter would you choose: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?
What’s the first thing you do when you are bored?
What’s your most favorite animal in the world?
If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which would it be?
What can you talk about for hours?
What will your last words be?
Have you every tried to scream in your head?
If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who would they be?
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
If you were a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?
What do you do with your shopping cart when you’re done with it at the grocery store?
How many second graders do you think you could fight off before you become overwhelmed?
When you poop in a public toilet do you hover, build a nest, or just sit down?
What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?
If you were a chair, who would you like to sit on you?
Would you rather be able to play every musical instrument or speak every language fluently?
Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?
What is something you believe that most people don’t?
If you could pick a day to relive over and over again, what day would it be and why?
If you could ask one question and be guaranteed complete honesty, what would you ask?
Do you sleep with your eyes open or closed?
If someone was filming your life up to this point, what would be on the soundtrack?
If you could have a song play every time you enter a room, what would it be?
You are given three wishes by a genie, what do you wish for (no infinite wishes or anything similar to that)?
Which execution method do you believe is the most interesting in history?
Who would you get to play as you in the movie of your life?
If you could shoot one condiment from your belly button, what would it be and why?
If you had to eat a crayon out of its box, what color would it be?
What do think 10-year-old you would tell you now?
What is the biggest lie you have ever told?
If you were the opposite sex for the whole day, what would you do?
When did you last shower?
If you could get away with it, how would you kill someone?
Cats or dogs? I mean if you had to, which one would you eat?
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
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What is the weirdest question you have asked someone to get to know them better?
What is the weirdest or most unexplainable thing that ever happened to you?
What song do you want to be played on your funeral?
If you had a choice, which animal would you be and why?
What crime do you think you’d be arrested for?
If you had to be in the middle of a human centipede, who would you have in front of and behind you?
If you were a transformer, would you need car or life insurance?
What breakfast cereal has influenced your life the most?
Would you rather eat poop-flavored ice cream or ice cream-flavored poop?
If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, what would it be?
If you could have the power to read my mind but only if I could also read yours, would you want it
Where did you hide the body?
Where do you want to be in an hour?
How would your worst enemy describe you in one word?
If we were to play hide and seek right now, where would you hide?
What vegetable would you pick for a fight against a 10-year-old?
Would you rather fight 1 cow-sized duck or 50 duck-sized cows?
What would make you valuable in an ‘end of the world’ scenario?
What do you think of the human species? I need an outsider’s opinion.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Would you rather have a dog or be a dog?
What are you proud of, but never had an excuse to talk about?
Who do you want to be as your celebrity opponent in a deathmatch?
Where would you go in case of a zombie apocalypse?
Do you think it’s okay for couples to fart in front of each other?
What’s the weirdest thing you do?
Have you ever touched human remains?
What’s a question you’d like to answer, but no one asks?
If you were invisible for ten minutes starting right now, what would you do?
You aren’t going to kill me, are you?
How awesome are your pajamas?
If you could build anything you want, what would it be?
Would you eat a person if you really had to?
If you could live forever, what would you do?
On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite color?
If a strand of spaghetti accidentally went out of your nose, would you sniff it back or pull it out with your fingers?
How big was your biggest poop?
Do you squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top or bottom?
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