Science can be tedious, but it can also surprise you because it can be hilarious at the same time. Make every conversation about the solar system interesting with these funny planet jokes that we have put together for you to enjoy.
You’ll never know. These cosmic jokes may genuinely brighten your day. Throw a couple of these clever and hilarious jokes about the planets any time of the day.
We share with you:
Cute Planet Jokes For Kids
There are a lot of funny jokes about planets. Get ready to laugh at them! Your kids will giggle and have a good belly laugh with these hilarious jokes.
Who was the first deer in space?
Buck Rogers.
If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?
Missle-toe.
Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
The moon keeps changing quarters.
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters.
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What should you do when you see a green alien?
Wait until it’s ripe!
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What is an astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto.
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Why is there no air in space?
Because the Milky Way would go bad.
What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
“Time to get your booster shot!”
What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
“Obviously the cow didn’t make it.”
How do the aliens get their baby to sleep?
They ROCKET!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it!
What do you give an alien?
Some space!
Mercury Planet Jokes
Mercury is the smallest planet in the solar system, yet it is also the planet that is closest to the Sun, at a distance of around 90 million kilometers. Read on some of these Mercury jokes.
Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school?
He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.
As a chemist, I can conclude that Freddie Mercury’s voice is full of beryllium, gold, and titanium
Because his voice is Be-Au-Ti-full
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What’s the difference between a man working in an imitation cheese factory and Freddie Mercury?
The first man wants to fake brie.
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury.
on the right planet
What did Freddie Mercury say when he was informed about No Nut November?
“Nutting really matters to me”
I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God.
I mean He’s good but He’s no Freddie Mercury.
Why does Mercury go up in a sphygmomanometer?
Because it’s under pressure.
What did Freddie Mercury say when he got sent to prison?
“I want to break free!”
What do Freddie Mercury and a Chinese Outlaw have in common?
Raw men took ’em both out.
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What did the man with mercury poisoning say?
It’s 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
I’m not impressed by Brian May’s astrophysics degree.
I heard he called Mercury a star.
Did you hear about the new anti-vaxxer relationship counseling book?
Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.
Mercury Puns
Have a good laugh with these puns about Mercury.
One day in Mercury last 1408 hours approximately the same as one Monday on Earth.
Eating mercury can kill you.
It’s death metal.
Why did Freddie Mercury go to the chiropractor?
His body was aching all the time.
I had my pastor bless a bottle of mercury for me.
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
What’s the closest planet to our sun?”
“Uh, Mercury.”
Venus Planet Jokes
Are you seeking some amusing jokes about Venus? Have a scroll and make your friends laugh out loud.
Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to set up a party.
But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
What did the Venus flytrap say to the waiter?
Excuse me, there’s no fly in my soup.
Why can’t Mars and Venus kiss?
Because they live a world apart.
If Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus was written today…
The solar system would need more planets for the title.
A married man is from Mars. A married woman is from Venus.
He may have had lived a long time ago. She is bitter and smells like farts.
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What do you call Venus Williams’ collection of Pokemon?
The ‘mons of Venus.
Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?
They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere.
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours.
The same as one Monday on Earth.
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus.
I don’t work well under pressure and I don’t like toxic work environments.
Mars Jokes
Are you looking for funny jokes about Mars? The planet Mars is also known as the “Red Planet” because of its reddish hue. Have fun!
Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit Mars?
At a parking meteor
How do planet Earth and Mars schedule a vacation?
They planet.
Someone told me I would be only 30% as heavy on Mars as I am right now…
That means I am not fat, I just live on the wrong planet.
How to get a man on Mars:
Tell America there’s oil there.
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Scientists have finally figured out what happened to all the water that used to be Mars.
Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle.
We should send all of Earth’s politicians to colonize Mars.
All that hot air would make it habitable quickly!
If they really want to find water on Mars, just send my pops up there to golf.
Why can’t they send cats to Mars?
Because curiosity killed the cat.
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What do you call another word for Mars Candy filled with cinnamon?
A Cinnamon M&M Synonym.
What do Mars and Oklahoma have in common?
A lotta red dirt and no signs of intelligent life.
The Mars rover has detected the first signs of life on Mars.
It seems that it has received signals from ‘Hot MILFs in its area.
So, an astronaut dreams of spending a little over a day on Mars…
It is his Sol endeavor.
Mars Puns
These Mars puns are perfect for Martians. Have a good laugh with these puns.
Read a book about the relatively low gravity on Mars.
Couldn’t put it down.
The reason that no one has got to Mars yet is that the first person selected was a procrastanaut.
How to colonise Mars?
:M:a:r:s:
Opened a mars bar once.
Discovered Martians love gin.
Earth Jokes
Earth is the third planet and it should be your favourite planet. We have compiled these jokes on Earth for some laughs!
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green.
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Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter.
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
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Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades.
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw.
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
Why do tornadoes zigzag?
They’re dizzy.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
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What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What kind of plant grows on your hand?
Palm tree.
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step into a poodle.
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What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
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Saturn Jokes
Saturn is the second-largest planet in the solar system after Jupiter, located six light-years from the Sun. Take a scroll of these Saturn jokes.
Do you know why astronomers named the planet “Saturn?”
It just had a nice ring to it.
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why does God like Saturn the most?
Because he liked it and put a ring on it…
What do Saturn and western women have in common?
Both have fewer rings now than they did before.
What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons?
“Otaku on Titan”
My neighbors named their child “Saturn”.
That’s not something I’d call my child, but it has got a ring to it.
What did Saturn tell its moons when they started getting too far away?
“Titan up!”
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?
It was Saturn by Uranus.
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Which heavenly body is God’s “all-time” favorite?
Saturn…..He even put a ring on it.
Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.
All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.
Jupiter Jokes
The biggest planet in the solar system, Jupiter, is located five times the distance from the Sun. More than 2.5 times the combined mass of the other planets. Have fun with these jokes that we have for you.
What do they call confectioner’s sugar on the moons of Jupiter?
Io cane powder.
I saw Venus AND Jupiter this morning!
So glad the strip club is open early.
Why didn’t Jupiter know about Zeus?
He was Mythinformed.
Ganymede left Jupiter and flew out of the solar system last week
I saw it today in the orbituaries.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
How does Jupiter hold up its weight?
With A-Steroid Belt.
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?
He took asteroids.
Jupiter has a total of 64 moons.
Their werewolf problem must be enormous
You remind me of Jupiter
Equally big, and eats everything.
Astronomy Jokes
How about more jokes about planets and constellations? These astronomy jokes will make you giggle so hard.
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is good, but there’s just no atmosphere.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
What’s a light-year?
The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
What does a star win in a competition?
A constellation prize
What kind of stars wears sunglasses?
Movie stars.
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.
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Who here can tell me the distance from Betelgeuse to Procyon using a standard chart?”
About an inch and a half.
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astro-nut.
What do astronauts wear to keep warm?
Apollo-neck sweaters!
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?
They play astronauts and crosses!
How does Jupiter hold up his trousers?
With an asteroid belt.
What type of songs do the planets sing?
Nep-tunes!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime!
what do you call a tick on the moon?
A luna-tick.
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter.
What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
The Moon.
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?
It seems like the cow didn’t make it after all.
What do moon people do when they get married?
They go off on their honeyearth!
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Because it was full.
Dumb Space Jokes
It won’t be complete without these dumb space jokes. You are going to laugh so hard because of these jokes on Science.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
Because Mercury moved in.
What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
What do you call a loony spaceman?
An astronut.
What did the alien say when he was out of room?
I’m all spaced out!
Why did the star get arrested?
Because it was a shooting star!
What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon?
A meateor.
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Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?
They had a big launch.
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
A parking meteor.
Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere.
Summary
Did you find some funny planet jokes to share with your friends?
The collection of planet jokes and other science jokes will have you, your family, and friends laughing for hours.
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