School has been finished since a long time ago, yet a bombed English test continues to torment you. Be that as it may, dissimilar to the more significant part of us, some were naturally introduced to this world with an intriguing adoration for commas, punctuations, and missing letters. They don’t type — they compose with wellspring facts.
Through legitimate language, we can impart plainly in a way perusers or audience members comprehend. Great language is critical to successful correspondence, while terrible syntax prompts amazing slip-ups. Its motivation is to fabricate a scaffold between what you mean and what the peruser or audience members get it.
This small piece of mankind is known as the language addicts. Also, shockingly, their funny bone is so great, that it’s habit-forming. After you see these language jokes or spelling blunders, you can’t unsee them
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Funny Grammar Jokes
Take a time to laugh at the whole system and structure of how grammar should be correct to save lives
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in and give a surprising twist at the end.
What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?
“There, their, they’re.”
When does a dialect become a language?
When its speakers get an army and a navy.
One night a man and a woman walked into the bar they left. Who remains?
How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method?
Shoot nine of them.
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who, me?”
What English Word Begin and End with the same 3 letters? A: Underground Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same, Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same. Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I?
What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Name a bus you can never enter?
A syllabus The exclamation mark said to the period “Why aren’t you bleeding?”
Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including “y”?
“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.” —Demetri Martin
Which dinosaur knows the most words?
What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?
The noun declined.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws and the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the ends of a clause.
Why should you never date an apostrophe?
They’re too possessive
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What does an English teacher eat for breakfast?
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
Rubber-band — because it streches.
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
Nobody knew why.
Which word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?
No, to whom.
I avoid cliches
like the plague.
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is powerful.
When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who me?”
Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”?
She was having contractions.
Witty Grammar Puns and Jokes
With clear, solid syntax abilities, you can guarantee individuals comprehend what you’re attempting to say or’s message, regardless of whether English isn’t your local language.
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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Whoever put the letter “B” in the word “SUBTLE” deserves a pat on the back.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
I invented a new word! Plagiarism.
Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.” —Anonymous.
I before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark, and a comma appeared in court today.
They are due to be sentenced next week.
Every time someone types “to funny,” I immediately picture them, fist in the air, going on a quest to find funny.
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.
How do you spell mousetrap?
What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
“What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?”
“What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?”
“The Q. (queue)
Hilarious Spelling Jokes
Same thing with grammar, spelling is important too! Do you think you can understand all this if this is written or spelled wrong?
Which word becomes shorter if you add extra letters at the end?
Which English word has 3 consecutive double words?
Where can you locate an eye?
between H and J
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
What is at the end of the rainbow?
Can you spell composition with two letters?
How do you spell opponent with three letters?
How do you spell cold with two words?
Which word uses all the vowels in the English alphabet?
Which is the longest word in English?
Smiles (because it has a mile’ between the first and the last letter)
How do you spell a mousetrap?
Which cheese is made backward?
What is the color of the wind?
Can you spell jealousy with just two letters?
NV (Envy- indicate the positions of those letters in the word)
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
What is at the end of the world?
Comma Saves Lives Jokes
Try not to talk about the Oxford comma. We’re an isolated gathering on that one. Notwithstanding, we can all concur that these punctuation plays on words and jokes are entertaining.
Let’s eat grandma
Let’s eat, grandma
Your dinner v. you’re dinner: one leaves you nourished, the other leaves you dead.
Time to eat children!
Time to eat, children!
We’re going to cook mom.
We’re going to cook, mom.
How to cook crack and clean a crab
Jane enjoys cooking her family and her dog
Their friendship was perfect except
It’s not like I’m telling you to put milk in your tea, I’m just asking you to accept the Oxford comma
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Assuming you have great syntax, you can discuss plainly with composed language. You know how to utilize words and accentuation to get your significance across such that most perusers can comprehend.
Besides the fact that punctuation assumes a part in composed language, however, it likewise assumes a part in communication in the language. While language rules are less severe while talking, syntactic blunders in discourse are as yet significant.
An excessive number of punctuation botches and communication in language become diverting. That makes it difficult for individuals to follow your significance. All things considered, it relies upon the specific circumstance and who you’re addressing. Good for you, you will chuckle at every one of these language jokes!
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