Hilarious Easter Quotes

90 Funny Easter Quotes and Jokes to Egg-sperience the Laughter

Step into the vibrant world of Easter, where the gentle touch of spring breathes life into nature, mirroring the resurrection of hope within our hearts. In this season of renewal, a tapestry of inspirational quotes illuminates the profound beauty of beginnings, transcending faith, love, and the transformative power of celebration. From the timeless biblical verses of Corinthians to the poetic reflections of S.D. Gordon, the words of Reba McEntire and Pope Francis echo Easter as a second chance—a spiritual resurrection and a triumph of hope over darkness. As flowers bloom and the Earth laughs in the language of blossoms, these quotes serve as poignant reminders of the enduring narrative embedded in Easter—a tale of love, renewal, and the perennial promise of brighter days ahead.

As Easter unfurls its whimsical charm, laughter becomes an integral part of the celebration. A basket filled with funny Easter quotes introduces a delightful twist to the traditional festivities. From Jim Butcher’s witty take on Easter’s cancellation to the comical musings of Steve Carell and Jimmy Carr on the Easter bunny’s carrot consumption, these quotes transform solemn traditions into moments of light-hearted joy. Whether it’s Melanie White’s humorous suggestion of giving up children for Lent or Garrison Keillor’s quip about the post-Lent ham, Easter humor embraces the absurdities of the season, proving that in the world of laughter, chocolate stains and bunny antics are all fair game.

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Beyond the laughter and joy, Easter eggs take center stage, offering a canvas for eggstraordinary humor. Dive into a world of egg-centric jokes where yolks, puns, and whimsical tales unfold. From the egg-ducational pursuits of eggs attending school to the love story of a bunny and a chicken, these jokes crack open the ordinary, turning Easter into a scramble of laughter. Whether it’s Fry-day being the day Easter eggs dread or the egg-stra-terrestrial Easter egg from outer space, these jokes promise an egg-stravagant journey into the hilarious realm of Easter egg humor. So, get ready to crack up and indulge in a laughter-filled celebration where yolks are on the menu, and puns are eggs-quisite!

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Best Easter Quotes to Share With Your Beloved Bunnies

As spring’s gentle embrace awakens the world with a burst of new life, so does the spirit of Easter illuminate our hearts with hope and renewal. Embracing the essence of this joyous season, a collection of inspirational quotes paints a vivid canvas of faith, love, and the profound beauty of beginnings. From the biblical wisdom of Corinthians, proclaiming love as the guiding force in all things, to the poetic reflections of S.D. Gordon on the rare beauty of Easter, each quote encapsulates the transformative power of this celebration. Voices from Reba McEntire to Pope Francis echo the sentiment of Easter as a second chance, a season of spiritual resurrection, and a triumph of hope over darkness. As flowers bloom and the Earth laughs in the language of blossoms, these words remind us of the enduring, timeless message embedded in the Easter narrative — a tale of love, renewal, and the perennial promise of brighter days ahead.

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“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.”- William Shakespeare


“I am the resurrection and the life.”- John 11:25


“Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless.” – Charles M. Crowe


“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.” – Algernon Charles Swinburne


“By grace, we are saved through faith.” – Kevin DeYoung


“Egg hunts are proof that your children can find things when they really want to.”- Unknown


“The Earth laughs in flowers.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life”- S.D. Gordon


“I must have flowers, always and always.”- Claude Monet


“That is one good thing about this world, there are always sure to be more springs.”- L.M Montgomery

“That is one good thing about this world, there are always sure to be more springs.”- L.M Montgomery


“God is love and He has defeated evil.” – Pope Francis


“Let everything you do be done in love.”- 1 Corinthians 16:14


“Let your joy burst forth like the flowers in the spring.” – Unknown


“It’s when you crack open a chocolate Easter egg, that smiles emerge.” – Anthony T. Hicks


“Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is.”- Jessica Harrelson


“Easter is very important to me. It’s a second chance.”- Reba McEntire


“The great gift of Easter is hope.”- Basil Hume


“Keep going. Keep growing.”- Unknown


“We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence.” — Pope Francis


“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe filled with slush.” – Doug Larson

“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe filled with slush.” - Doug Larson


“I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and true love. Don’t even try to tell me different.”- Dolly Parton


“Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has


gone, the new is here!” – 2 Corinthians 5:17


“Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we’ve surrounded ourselves with.”- Siobhan Shaw


““Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.” – Anita Krizzan


Funny Easter Sayings That You Can Send To Your Loved Ones!

As Easter heralds the arrival of spring, it also brings with it a basket full of humor and wit that rivals the joy of any egg hunt. From Jim Butcher’s tongue-in-cheek cancellation of Easter to Melanie White’s humorous take on giving up children for Lent, these funny Easter quotes add a delightful twist to the traditional celebrations. The comedic genius of Steve Carell and Jimmy Carr navigates the absurdity of the Easter bunny’s carrot consumption and the mysterious connection between Jesus and hiding eggs. Garrison Keillor pokes fun at the anticlimax of a post-Lent ham, while Kurt Avish humorously contemplates the safety of putting all your eggs in one basket during Easter. Join the laughter as these quotes unravel the quirky side of Easter, turning solemn traditions into moments of light-hearted celebration. After all, in the world of Easter humor, chocolate stains on a fancy dress and the whims of a bunny are all fair game!

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“Easter has been canceled – they found the body.” — Jim Butcher


“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” —Clarence W. Hall


“I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them.” — Melanie White


“If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate!” —Unknown


“My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday.” — Unknown

My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday. — Unknown


“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” —Charles M. Schulz


“Golf is just the adult version of an Easter Egg Hunt.”


“Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.” —Garrison Keillor


“The Easter bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig.” —Steve Carell


“Easter shopping tip: When buying your daughter that frilly new Easter dress, try to visualize how it’ll look with chocolate and grass stains all over it.” — Melanie White


“The real reason Easter is on a different day each year is because sometimes it’s difficult to remember which lie you told.” — Jimmy Carr


“A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, “When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off?'” —Jon Stewart


“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” —Bernard Meltzer


“There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.” —Linda Grayson


“Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.” — Kurt Avish

Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. — Kurt Avish


“Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the Winter Olympics.” — Marvin Olasky


“I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit… left chocolate eggs in the night.” — Bill Hicks


“My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church.” — A.J. Jamal


“Tell the chocolate bunny I’ll pass. I have enough men in my life who are hollow and disappointing.” —Unknown


“Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse!” — Melanie White


Funny Jokes About Easter Eggs

Step into the egg-citing world of Easter humor where laughter is cracked wide open! These egg-ceptionally funny jokes about Easter eggs are bound to whisk you away into a world of yolks, puns, and egg-centric humor. From the love story of a bunny and a chicken that’s eggs-actly perfect to the wisdom of eggs-hausted eggs catching some z’s, each joke is a delightful twist on the ordinary. Discover the humor in Fry-day being the day Easter eggs dread, and the egg-ducational pursuits of eggs attending school. Whether it’s the eggs-pertise of a chicken in the kitchen or an egg-stra-terrestrial Easter egg from outer space, these jokes will have you cracking up in no time. So, get ready for a scramble of laughter as we delve into the egg-stravagant world of Easter egg humor where yolks are on the menu and puns are eggs-quisite!

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What’s a sleeping egg called?
Eggs-hausted!


What day do Easter eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.


Where do you find Easter eggs?
From an eggplant!


Why should you never tickle an Easter egg?
It might crack up!


Why do eggs go to school?
To get egg-ducated.

Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.


Why can’t we be late on Easter?
Because there are no eggs-cuses!


Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast?
Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!


What’s an Easter egg from outer space called?
An egg-stra-terrestrial.


Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs?
They needed an eggs-terminator!


Why do we paint eggs every year?
Because it’s easier than wallpaper.


What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
They crack up.


How does the family like their eggs on Easter?
Over-easy like a Sunday morning.


If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!


Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.


What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.

What do you call a transformer bunny?Hop-timus Prime.


Knock-Knock Jokes About Easter

Hop into the spirit of Easter with a basket full of laughter! These eggstraordinary knock-knock jokes are cracking their way into the festive season, bringing joy as delightful as a basket of chocolate eggs. From the Easter Bunny making a surprise visit to playful requests for egg decorating assistance, each knock-knock moment is a cheerful twist on the classic joke format. Meet characters like Freddie, Arthur, and Esther as they egg-cite your imagination and bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re anticipating an egg hunt or just craving a chuckle, these knock-knock jokes add a playful bounce to your Easter celebration. So, open the door to a world of humor, where laughter is the key, and the Easter Bunny might just be on the other side, ready to deliver an eggstra special punchline!

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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Easter.”
“Easter who?”
“The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Anna.”
“Anna who?”
“Anna other egg decorated, another 600 to go.”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Carrie.”
“Carrie who?”
“Carrie my Easter eggs for me please?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Freddie.”
“Freddie who?”
“Freddie or not, here the egg-hunters come!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Arthur.”
“Arthur who?”
“Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Hans.”
“Hans who?”
“Hans outa my Easter Basket!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Esther.”
“Esther who?”
“Esther Bunny!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Heidi.”
“Heidi who?”
“Heidi the eggs around the house!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Chuck.”
“Chuck who?”
“Chuck-olate eggs and bunnies are a must-have!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Bea.”
“Bea who?”
“Bea kind and thoughtful, it’s Easter!”

Knock, knock. Who's there Bea. Bea who Bea kind and thoughtful, it’s Easter!


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Alma.”
“Alma who?”
“Alma Easter candy is gone!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Harvey.”
“Harvey who?”
“Harvey great Easter!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lena.”
“Lena who?”
“Lena little closer and you’ll spot the hidden eggs!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Noah.”
“Noah who?”
“Noah good easter brunch around here?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Doughnut.”
“Doughnut who?”
“Doughnut forget who stuffed all the Easter eggs this year!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Tommy.”
“Tommy who?”
“Tommy aches on Easter are guaranteed if you eat too fast.”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Eggs.”
“Eggs who?”
“Egg-scuse me, we’re late to the Easter parade!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Moira.”
“Moira who?”
“Give me Moira that Easter ham.”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Handsome.”
“Handsome who?”
“Handsome of that Easter candy over!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Heidi.”
“Heidi who?”
“Heidi the Easter Bunny showing up?”

Knock, knock. Who's there Heidi. Heidi who Heidi the Easter Bunny showing up


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Witches.”
“Witches who?”
“Witches the way to the egg hunt?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Candice.”
“Candice who?”
“Candice Easter get any better?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Wendy.”
“Wendy who?”
“Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Shore.”
“Shore who?”
“Shore I’ll take your Easter Basket!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Heidi.”
“Heidi who?”
“Heidi Easter candy is gone!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Howard.”
“Howard who?”
“Howard you like to meet the Easter Bunny?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“You.”
“You who?”
“Yoo-hoo! Time to hop over to the egg hunt!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Egg.”
“Egg who?”
“Egg-cited to see me?”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Peter.”
“Peter who?”
“Peter Cottontail, here to hop into your Easter celebration!”


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Bunny.”
“Bunny who?”
“Bunny business wishing you an egg-stra special Easter!”

Knock, knock. Who's there Bunny. Bunny who Bunny business wishing you an egg-stra special Easter!


Summary

As we conclude this journey through the colorful tapestry of Easter, may the echoes of inspirational quotes and the laughter from funny anecdotes linger in your heart. In the embrace of hope, love, and playful humor, Easter stands as a celebration of new beginnings and the promise of brighter days. As you revel in the joy of the season, may the spirit of Easter accompany you, filling your days with warmth, laughter, and the simple pleasures of life. Wishing you a truly eggstraordinary Easter filled with love, happiness, and the delight of shared moments. Whether you’re savoring the profound or the playful, may this Easter be a chapter in your life’s story that you look back on with a smile. Until next time, hop into the festivities and enjoy the egg-citement of this joyous season. Happy Easter!

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