Cake can simply make us feel good! Even if you aren’t depressed, cakes can make anything a lot more enjoyable. It also comes in every form and flavor imaginable. Yes, it is true! We can create everything into a cake. Interesting, right? So, if you still don’t know how to bake, you better start whipping while having fun with our funny cake jokes.
Cakes are a favorite sweet food enjoyed for breakfast, afternoon tea, dessert, celebrations, and traditional social occasions. You may be searching for a lovely Instagram post, clever wordplay, or perhaps a ridiculous joke to frost your cake. We hope you like this collection and discover the right joke for every celebration.
We also have more food-related jokes for more laughs!
We share with you:
Birthday Cake Jokes
Everyone looks forward to their birthday parties, after all. Everyone, I’m sure, is overjoyed when it is their birthday, especially if they are celebrating with a birthday cake. Add some cake humour to make it even more entertaining.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Which type of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties for saints?
Angel food cake.
What do a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
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Why did the birthday cake see the doctor?
It felt crumby.
What should you serve a cat at its birthday party?
Mice cream and cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
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What did the cake say to the birthday boy?
Do you want a piece of me?
What happens if nobody comes to your birthday party?
Then you can have your cake and eat it too.
What’s the best thing to put into a cake?
Your teeth.
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Which side of a birthday cake is never eaten?
The left side…
What kind of kittens’ cake do cats like for their birthdays?
Mice cream cake.
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What was the elf’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Shortcake.
Which type of cake can you find on Sesame Street?
Bert day cake.
How do you know you’re too old for birthday cake?
When the candles cost more than the cake.
When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer?
When it’s a pound cake.
What kind of birthday cake do you get from the garbage?
A stomach-cake!
What looks like half a birthday cake?
The other half.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
He was already stuffed.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a sick birthday cake?
Coughee cake.
What did the Zen birthday cake say to the party guests?
Peace to you.
Which type of birthday cake candle burns longer, a red candle or a blue one?
Neither, they both only burn shorter.
Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party?
He thought they were having upside-down cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
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Cake Puns
Too much cake is also not good for you but we are sure that these cake puns are the best for your mental health. Take a look and have some fun.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeth by Chocolate.
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I don’t carrot all as long as there’s cake.
I like big bunts and I cannot lie.
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
Things can only get batter.
Good food comes to those who bake it.
Say cheese…cake! You are so bundterful.
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Let’s bake the world a butter place.
I will never dessert you.
Bro, do you even sift?
Go on and bake my day.
Slice, Slice, Baby.
Life’s always batter with a good piece of cake.
Come on, cake my day!
For goodness bakes.
Sweet dreams are made of cheesecake.
Couldn’t have done it batter myself.
Bake it till you make it.
You want a piece of me?
Cake Jokes One Liners
Why didn’t the cake make it on time to the party?
It was choco-LATE.
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Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?
He was asked to ice it.
How is history like a fruit cake?
Both are full of dates.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
His friend said it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the woman find her Christmas cake?
It was stollen.
Which cakes are the saddest?
Wedding cakes – because they often end up in tiers.
Which cake do baseball players like most?
Bundt cake.
What has almonds, honey, and sugar — and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
I eat cake every day because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere out there and I like celebrating it.
I always wondered why my wife brings me cake when we make love.
Turns out she likes to celebrate the little things.
Halloween Cake Jokes
It’s possible to be insanely terrified of cakes as well. Consider the following Halloween cake jokes, which will add some spice to the celebration!
Why were the zombies not able to eat even a cake?
Because they had butterfingers!
How would you make a chocolate cake?
By giving it a good scare!
What type of Halloween cake is never on time?
Choco-late cake.
What does Bigfoot say when he wants candy or cake?
“Trick or feet!”
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Knock Knock Jokes About Cakes
More cake humor? These knock knock jokes are just so funny! Share with friends and family.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bertday cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
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Cheesecake Puns
Do you need to unwind? Here are some funny cheesecake puns for you to enjoy, so go ahead and bake it!
Did you hear about the cave-in at the cheesecake factory?
There was de-brie everywhere.
The local Cheesecake Factory exploded recently.
All that was left was the De Brie.
I had cheesecake last night.
How did chee feel about that?
What do you call a vegan cheesecake?
Cake.
Why didn’t the physicist like his cheesecake?
Because the quark had a strange flavor.
Summary
Whether it’s frosted, fluffy, spongy, glazed, or gooey, there’s a cake for everyone. We hope you enjoyed our cake related puns and jokes about funny cakes! If you want more jokes, we have more jokes compiled for you!
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