A book of boyfriend jokes means that you can finally get all the best jokes in one place. That cuts down on the hassle. You don’t need to waste your time searching for thoughtful, witty boyfriend jokes anymore. You already found them, and you’re reading some right now. A book of boyfriend jokes means that you no longer have to try and think of funny things to say about your boyfriend. You can just read them off the page, which is much easier than coming up with your own material.
A book of boyfriend jokes means that you no longer have to try and think of funny things to say about your boyfriend. You can just read them off the page, which is much easier than coming up with your own material. Here are some funny boyfriend jokes, so sit back and enjoy them.
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Funny Boyfriend Jokes
There are not so many gentlemen around but every girl would like to have one. Here is a collection of funny and witty boyfriend jokes specially selected for you to enjoy yourself with your sweetheart.
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Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think…
Damn. He is one lucky man.
Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!
What is the difference between a bike and a boyfriend?
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.
Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees.
I think he’s a keeper.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend.
He keeps asking for another shot.
My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating flamingos.
I had to put my foot down.
I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym with me, and then I didn’t show.
I hope he gets the message that we’re not working out.
What’s the difference between bleach and fabric softener?
My ex-boyfriend now knows the answer.
Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?
He’s super clingy.
My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh harder.
My boyfriend accidentally poked me in the eyes.
So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
My boyfriend knows how understanding I am.
That’s why he always calls me Miss Understanding.
Every day, I fall in love with you more and more.
Except for yesterday — yesterday you were pretty annoying.
I love you more than coffee.
But please don’t make me prove it.
You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
You: “There’s something wrong with this dictionary.”
Him: “What is it?”
You: “They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
Guess what’s on the menu?
You are just like my car.
You drive me crazy.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
It was so hot today…
I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Corny Boyfriend Jokes
We’re not saying that these relationship jokes are the funniest jokes in the world. We’re just saying they will make you change your mind about cards and flowers with a significant other.
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Forget the butterflies.
I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
What’s the difference between a toddler and your boyfriend?
I don’t know, do you?
Who wears the pants in our relationship?
We prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.
Then I remember, I put up with you. So we’re even.
My boyfriend is so handsome…
Looking all invisible and shit.
I think you are suffering…
From a lack of vitamin me.
You: “I don’t think we can go in here.”
Him: “Why not?”
You: “Look at that sign! *Points to the no-smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”
You annoy me more than I ever thought possible.
But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
I love you…
Even when I’m really, really hungry.
I want to be the reason who makes you look down at your phone and smile…
And then walk into a pole.
Boyfriends are like blue jeans.
They look good for a while but, eventually, they fade and have to be replaced.
What do a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What do you call a man made of garbage?
When would you want a man’s company?
When he owns it!
How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him for dinner.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Love is like having to pass gas.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
What’s the difference between a woman and a microwave?
A guy will press all the buttons on the microwave to get it heated.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
“Are you interested in a little row-mance?”
You: “I thought up an acronym to describe you.”
Him: “What is it?” You: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Him: “WTF does that stand for?”
You: “Amazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.”
Him: “What about the JK?”
You: “Just kidding!”
One of the best ways to make your relationship stronger is to be able to laugh together. The thing with relationship jokes is that they take open-mindedness, trust, and communication since you need to know when the other person gets it and isn’t offended by what you are saying. Too many relationship jokes can also distract from real issues in the relationship, so there needs to be a balance between cracking jokes and dealing with real problems.