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75 Funny Adora-Bowl Jokes

Yes, this is the truth. There are a lot of funny bowl/bowling jokes on the internet, but we have compiled some of my favorite ones in one place. This can be used as a joke to tell your friends or kept in your pocket when you feel like busting out with a laugh when you need it!

When you’re bowling, everything’s funny. You get a great sense of humor, the jokes run through your head, and you can’t stop. When the Super Bowl comes around, everyone’s got a story to tell, and these funny bowl jokes are guaranteed to get the whole team laughing. They’ll have fun at work and make their coworkers chuckle while passing the time during a break or before they have to clock out for the day.

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Funny Bowl Jokes

Looking through your favorite bowl jokes is a stress reliever, and these are my favorites. Some of these jokes are extremely funny. These can be used for parties or as an icebreaker playing pool at a bowling alley. I hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

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I spelled “I take back what I said” in a bowl of alphabet soup
I ate those words

I spelled I take back what I said in a bowl of alphabet soup I ate those words


What did the Detroit Lions fan say when they won the super bowl?
“Why, why did you wake me up? I was having such a nice dream!”


One bird can’t finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops…
…but Toucan.


Wife: Have you seen the dog bowl?
Husband: No, but he’s pretty good at skating.


What do you call a hen staring at a bowl of shredded lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a bowl of shredded lettuce Chicken sees a salad.


What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl?
A pho cup.


This morning I was aiming my pee at the side of the bowl so it wouldn’t make as much noise, and my wife got mad at me.
She’s way too overprotective of her cereal.


I went to a mug-making workshop today, but it was pretty tough, and I ended up with a bowl.
I couldn’t handle it.


What is the difference between a Browns fan and a baby?
Babies stop crying after a while.


My wife asked me if I’d seen the cat bowl….
I said I didn’t know he could.

My wife asked me if I'd seen the cat bowl…. I said I didn't know he could.


Does anyone see 50 cents perform at the Super Bowl?
Inflation is real


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.


Never go bowling with a mathematician.
They always find the X’s

Never go bowling with a mathematician. They always find the X's


I told my friend I had just landed a job in a bowling alley.
“Ten pins?” He asked. “No,” I replied, “it’s permanent.”


Do you want anyone to hang out with later? Maybe go bowling?
I’m asking for a friend.


I had to wait in line for a bowl of Vietnamese soup
That’s it, no joke. Don’t like it? Pho queue.


What does the bowling ball that was taken hostage say?
Please spare me

What does the bowling ball that was taken hostage say Please spare me


I peed on the side of the bowl so that it makes no noise when I pee
And they kicked me out of the restaurant immediately


I was bowled over by the news that the Vatican was starting a check-cashing and money-transfer operation
They’re going to name it Papal.


What do you call a Lions player with a Super Bowl ring?
A Thief


Super bowl time! Can YOU pass a football?
I Am surprised you could even swallow one!

Super bowl time! Can YOU pass a football I Am surprised you could even swallow one!


Last night I did Stand-Up in a Bowling Alley parking lot
Some of my jokes struck out. The audience was split.


Super Bowl Halftime
At halftime, it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0


Why is life like a bowl of soup?
Because the only way you will get blown is if you are hot.

Why is life like a bowl of soup Because the only way you will get blown is if you are hot.


Funny Super Bowl Jokes

The Super Bowl is a big event for anyone who loves sports. But to those who play it and participate in the game, week after week, year after year, the Super Bowl is nothing short of a tradition. The Super Bowl brings out the best in people and allows us to enjoy ourselves without worrying about our favorite team’s performance or which foods we want to try.

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What do Superbowl players do when they get overheated?
They get closer to the fans.


What do football players wear to the Super Bowl?
Armor – because it’s a knight game.

What do football players wear to the Super Bowl Armor – because it's a knight game.


What is more challenging for a receiver to catch the faster he runs?
His breath!


What did the receiver say to the football before the big game?
Catch you later.


Why was the receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”
Because bad news travels fast.


How are scrambled eggs like slow corner-backs?
They’re both beaten.

How are scrambled eggs like slow corner-backs They're both beaten.


Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Superbowl?
It takes too long to put their cleats on.


What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?
Turnovers!


What’s the hardest thing about being a Superbowl quarterback?
The ground.


Why wouldn’t the football player eat Wheaties?
He was waiting for a super bowl.

Why wouldn't the football player eat Wheaties He was waiting for a super bowl.


Where do players dance after playing in the Superbowl?
At a football!


How are tail-backs similar to water?
They both can run!


How do they hire Superbowl referees?
With stilts.


What was the Rams fan planning to do when his team won the Super Bowl?
Turn off his Xbox.


Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Superbowl?
Just in case they need to tie the score.

Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Superbowl Just in case they need to tie the score.


What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?
A wall


Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?
The one with the biggest feet!


What’s as big as the Lombardi trophy but weighs nothing?
It’s shadow.


What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?
Penaltea


What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?
Sundays.

What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl Sundays.


Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Superbowl Sunday?
The one with the biggest head!


What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
A spectator.


According to a new poll, 95 percent of people are excited to watch the Super bowl.
The other 5 percent are Browns fans.


Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?
They needed a little team spirit.


Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?
It was tired of being kicked around.


What do you call a Texans player at the Superbowl?
Lost.

What do you call a Texans player at the Superbowl Lost.


Why did the football players cry when they lost the Super Bowl?
They’re a bawl club.


Why do the best field goal kickers take ballet lessons?
To learn how to split the uprights!


What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Superbowl?
They gave them GLOWING reviews.


Who’s the smartest player to win a Superbowl?
Tom Brainy.

Who's the smartest player to win a Superbowl Tom Brainy.


Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Super Bowl?
All the fans will be gone.


Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?
It was a boxer.


Which Superbowl can players jump higher than the field goal posts?
All of them – field goalposts can’t jump at all.


Where do the quickest football players like to eat?
Fast food restaurants (because they are so fast).


Bowl Puns and Jokes

Somebody once said it’s not the winning that counts but the game itself. That’s true because if you spend an afternoon at the bowling alley with your friends, these funny bowl jokes may help you have more fun.

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You’re Adora-Bowl

You're Adora-Bowl


Chili with shredded pepper jack and extra jalapenos. That’s my idea of a super bowl.


I got knocked down, but I got up again.


You make miso happy


You bowl


We’re fruit-loopy for you!


You’re soup-er!


Cereal-lously the best!


Try to ramen calm!

Try to ramen calm!


Split happens. Don’t bowl your top!


You bowl me over


Rock N ‘Bowl!


I got knocked down, but I got up again!


I’m going on strike


Summary

Jokes related to bowls don’t have to be just funny. They can also be silly. They can also be corny. And that works well with the theme of a party. There is always something funny and exciting about a party. Whether or not there is an excuse for laughter, people make it. If an activity occurs, people will think of something amusing to joke about. Any conversation or interaction is an excellent opportunity to insert some humor into the mix, as long as you stay respectful and check your sense of humor.

We hope you get a laugh out of some (or all) of the jokes below. A good trick is always worth sharing. If you know any super bowl jokes, make sure to leave them in the comments for everyone to read. Or maybe you know a great candidate for the next article in this series—let us know in the comments below.

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