Funny Birthday Jokes

57+ Hilarious Birthday Jokes and Puns Ideas 2024

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Somebody is turning a day older today! There’s always someone in your friend list who is celebrating their birthday and what’s better than greeting them with a funny joke when the clock strikes midnight. Be the first one to let them know that you remember their special day! Send them a joke, make them laugh, and let them know you love them even in these littlest things!

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Birthday Jokes One-liners

We love long funny jokes but we love one-liner jokes better because they’re easy to remember and easier to share with friends! Check out all these one-liner jokes and save them until one of your friends or family celebrates their birthdays. Send it to them then and see how you make them laugh!

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Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

One-liner birthday jokes

Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

A: Because people kept toasting him!

Best wishes on your big 40, you cute little shorty!

Best wishes to the 30th birthday boy! Because it’s great to be a kid at heart!

My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!

Cute Birthday Jokes

50 is a thrifty age! Start saving for retirement and golden age vacations!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it’s been sliced.

I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

“When’s your birthday?”
“June 2nd.”
“What year?”
“Every year!”

Your golden years are here.

Best wishes on your 60th birthday!

Golden Jokes for Birthdays

Birthday Jokes for Dad

You Dad is probably one of the best people in the world, the person who loves you unconditionally and you should want nothing but to show them how much you love them in return as well. Dads appreciate the little things, really. Even when you don’t give them anything as long as they know that you remember is enough for them Why don’t you go the extra mile and send them one of these dad jokes? Go ahead! They’ll love it for sure!

My dearest Dad,

I know today is your birthday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!

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What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it too.

Dad, you’re not 52—you are only 22, with 32 years of experience!

Happy birthday!

It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.

They say that with age comes wisdom.

So, happy birthday to one of the wisest people I know!

Birthday Dad Jokes

As a child, I thought my dad is a superhero. Now, the time has changed and I doubt your superman capability now but still, I know you are great.

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know”,

she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

Here’s to you on your birthday,

Dad, and every gray hair on your head. After all, I helped to contribute to those. Happy birthday!

Birthday Jokes for Teenager

Your birthday is often that one day in your life when you’re free to do what you want and get what you want, although this depends on your parents and friends! If your friend is turning a leaf older today, make sure that you know and that you give them some good fun. Send them a text, a joke, a pun, or a video greeting. We have here some birthday jokes that will look good as captions for your birthday posts with your friends.

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Why are birthdays good for you?

People who have the most live the longest.

Teenager Birthday Jokes

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age!

Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?

A: No, they both burn shorter!

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older.

Birthday Jokes for Friends


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